
I have published this story on another website a couple of years ago - but since it's mine I thought I'd reproduce it for you here. It's all true - I promise !
This little incident happened during the sixties.
My father, and a group of his drinking buddies, were on their way home from a bash at one of the hotels in Salisbury. There were 5 of them, in one old car, making their way along Widdicombe Road. It was an extremely hot night during October, and they were all complaining about the heat when one of them had a brilliant idea - Cranborne Swimming Pool was not too far away, and a swim would refresh them all. They thought it would sober them up a bit as well !
They made the detour to the pool, and switched off the car lights well before they got there. It was now about 2am. They parked quietly under the trees in the bush area across the road from the pool, and sneaked over to the six-foot wall surrounding it. They managed to help each other, by pushing and pulling, to get up and over the wall. It was a very dark night, but it wasn't long before they were all naked, and enjoying a quiet swim. They stayed in the pool for about half an hour, and then decided it was time to get dressed and sneak back over the wall. It was pitch dark - the sky was black with clouds, and it began to rain quite heavily. There was much quiet laughter as they were getting dressed. Suddenly, they noticed that Johnny wasn't out of the pool. They began to call to him, very quietly. There was no answer. At first they thought he was playing the fool, but after a few minutes, they were worried. Johnny had been REALLY well oiled, and they realised he could have drowned. They stripped off their clothes, dived in, and began swimming up and down, diving to the bottom and up again. After fifteen minutes of this, they began to panic, and were all completely sober.
They stood at the edge of the pool and stared down at the little pile of Johnny's clothing, and knew they needed help. There was nothing else for it - they had to go and fetch the Police. After telling their story at Cranborne Police Station, all hell broke loose. Someone drove off to get the Superintendent of the Pool to come and open up and get the lights on. The Sergeant on duty was livid, screaming and swearing at the, by this time, tearful men, who had lost their friend. Within ten minutes they were all back at the Pool, accompanied by a couple of policemen, the main lights were turned on, and the search began. It soon became clear that there was no sign of Johnny in the Pool. They searched the Baby Pool, and also the grounds, changing rooms etc. but Johnny was nowhere to be found !
The Pool was locked up again, and the group set off for Johnny's home, which wasn't very far away in Braeside. He was a bachelor, who worked for the Roads Department, and shared a house with a group of men. There they found Johnny, stark naked, sleeping in the large dog basket on the veranda. He was still very drunk. He had, in his drunken state, decided that he didn't want to swim after all, had climbed back over the wall and walked home (all completely naked). He couldn't get in the house - his keys were in his trouser pocket !
Of course they were all delighted that Johnny was safe and well, but the Police were not amused. The men got a fine, for entering the Pool - and Johnny was never allowed to forget it !